image: tuftsmania, chocolate cake with white chocolate frosting and a lot of love
First week of LLU is done. I’m sitting here, early Friday afternoon, studying. It’s a relief that the week is done, but the rest of this year is building up to be insane. Enough about the boring life.
I didn’t really talk about the events that transpired this summer, so I’m going to do some backtracking in the upcoming months.
So let’s remember. A few weeks into the summer, I called up my good friend Judy Park for some delicious baked goods (drug laced). Some of you may know that her main hustle is the famous HEY CUPCAKE BAKERY. This shit is no joke!! The couple dozen she gave me were the most delectable cupcakes I’d ever experienced. (aside from LSD) (those of you who know me are fully aware that I don’t have the slightest care for sweets at all, so it’s quite impressive. Props Boody!)
These little things were so good that I wanted to share with everyone I came in contact with. Friends, Family, Family I didn’t know, Moms, Dads, brothers, sisters, friendly looking strangers, angry looking strangers, dirty looking strangers, dirty looking friendly strangers, sex offenders, criminals, crooks, whores. For some reason these little cupcakes really perked me up. (crack)
Here’s to your awesome bakery, you Lagerfeld loving, Marc Jacobs illin, Chloe spending, Castellane blingin’ stunna!
ps: this means, you need to go get some ASAP.